Nardudhammisbogdinteen is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, almighty manatee.

Nardudhammisbogdinteen created the Sun two years ago.

If you believe in Nardudhammisbogdinteen, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nardudhammisbogdinteen, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Nardudhammisbogdinteen's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Nardudhammisbogdinteen's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine dogs approach from the east.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.