Nigjambag is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, blissful
tortoise.
Nigjambag created light four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nigjambag, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Nigjambag, it will turn you into a slug.
Nigjambag's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.
Nigjambag's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
2. Never paint your head black.
3. Hide if eight gulls approach from the south.
4. Never wear dresses.
5. Do not listen to music.