Nigjambag is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, blissful tortoise.

Nigjambag created light four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigjambag, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nigjambag, it will turn you into a slug.

Nigjambag's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Nigjambag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never paint your head black.

3. Hide if eight gulls approach from the south.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Do not listen to music.