Jencimwot is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, prudent camel.

Jencimwot created a strange quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jencimwot, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jencimwot, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Jencimwot's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Jencimwot's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from orange sharks for they are unholy.

2. Always look after injured dolphins.

3. You must never eat limes.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always help whales in need.