Sigvonkdoss is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, humorless
guinea pig.
Sigvonkdoss created the Whirlpool Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sigvonkdoss, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Sigvonkdoss, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Sigvonkdoss' most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.
Sigvonkdoss' Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Never write about asteroids.