Stan is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, amazing frog.

Stan created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Stan, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Stan, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Stan's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Stan's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Stan.

2. Hide from mauve whales for they are unholy.

3. Always help snakes.

4. Never skip in the presence of bats.

5. Worship no other gods but Stan.