Tadcipcissnig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, deceitful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Tadcipcissnig created dark energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadcipcissnig, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tadcipcissnig, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Tadcipcissnig's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Tadcipcissnig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured nematodes.

2. Put Tadcipcissnig first in all things.

3. Worship no other gods but Tadcipcissnig.

4. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Moths are not to be trusted.