Dubflagtargsithatcumvanarm is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, omniscient frog.

Dubflagtargsithatcumvanarm created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Dubflagtargsithatcumvanarm, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dubflagtargsithatcumvanarm, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Dubflagtargsithatcumvanarm's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Dubflagtargsithatcumvanarm's Holy Commandments

1. Dubflagtargsithatcumvanarm must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not hurt ants.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.