Quimbafmapsab is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, passionate hare.

Quimbafmapsab created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Quimbafmapsab, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Quimbafmapsab, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Quimbafmapsab's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Quimbafmapsab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Never mention eagles.

5. Do not cook food in pots.