Quimbafmapsab is a god.
It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, passionate
hare.
Quimbafmapsab created gold six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Quimbafmapsab, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Quimbafmapsab, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Quimbafmapsab's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.
Quimbafmapsab's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Always wear orange.
4. Never mention eagles.
5. Do not cook food in pots.