Zodgabciss is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, astonishing wyvern.

Zodgabciss created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodgabciss, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zodgabciss, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Zodgabciss' most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Zodgabciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Run away from turquoise birds, for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Put Zodgabciss first in all things.