Jinrattin is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, cheerful turtle.

Jinrattin created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Jinrattin, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jinrattin, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Jinrattin's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Jinrattin's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never mention goats.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Always help porpoises in need.

5. Worship no other gods but Jinrattin.