Bep is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, awesome hippopotamus.

Bep created a down quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bep, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bep, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bep's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Bep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not eat pineapples.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Never hurt goats.

5. Never look at stars.