Ingjiglad is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, awesome clam.

Ingjiglad created the world three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ingjiglad, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ingjiglad, it will be very unhappy.

Ingjiglad's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Ingjiglad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never think ill of sick moths.

3. Never paint your head turquoise.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never look at galaxies.