Quamfunleg is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unselfish horse.

Quamfunleg created oxygen eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quamfunleg, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Quamfunleg, he will be very unhappy.

Quamfunleg's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Quamfunleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

5. Respect your elders.