Wadhadjarnmitfebwipcad is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, awesome parrot.

Wadhadjarnmitfebwipcad created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadhadjarnmitfebwipcad, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wadhadjarnmitfebwipcad, she will turn you into a rock.

Wadhadjarnmitfebwipcad's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Wadhadjarnmitfebwipcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Never hurt snakes.

5. Hide if six tapirs approach from the east.