Cargutdaddimsand is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, two-faced mole.

Cargutdaddimsand created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cargutdaddimsand, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cargutdaddimsand, he will strike you with lightening.

Cargutdaddimsand's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Cargutdaddimsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cargutdaddimsand.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cargutdaddimsand.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.