Tikflisvil is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly large, merciless
grasshopper.
Tikflisvil created the cosmos four million years ago.
If you believe in
Tikflisvil, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Tikflisvil, it will destroy your home solar system.
Tikflisvil's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.
Tikflisvil's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Never mention dolphins.
3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Never laugh near frogs.