Cambotbum is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonest walrus.

Cambotbum created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cambotbum, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cambotbum, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cambotbum's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Cambotbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never hurt tapirs.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.