Barnyimrat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthoughtful pigeon.

Barnyimrat created Europe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Barnyimrat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Barnyimrat, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Barnyimrat's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Barnyimrat's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never mention horses.