Yamxin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, omnipotent cat.

Yamxin created the Cigar Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yamxin, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Yamxin, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yamxin's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Yamxin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Yamxin.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Never look at stars.