Sawlunbod is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, caring chinchilla.

Sawlunbod created the planet Jupiter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sawlunbod, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sawlunbod, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Sawlunbod's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Sawlunbod's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Erect six platinum sculptures of Sawlunbod on top of important buildings.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never skip in the presence of pigs.