Bidhenjap is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, merciful toad.

Bidhenjap created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidhenjap, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bidhenjap, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bidhenjap's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Bidhenjap's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured frogs.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.