Sigrillist is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, sage goose.

Sigrillist created dark energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sigrillist, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Sigrillist, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Sigrillist's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Sigrillist's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sigrillist.

5. Never think about gravity.