Nutparkflan is a god.

It takes the form of a small, caring mole.

Nutparkflan created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nutparkflan, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nutparkflan, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nutparkflan's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Nutparkflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tortoises.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not sit in public.