Fosskamdub is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, capable newt.

Fosskamdub created dark matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fosskamdub, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fosskamdub, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fosskamdub's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Fosskamdub's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Fosskamdub.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.