Targpodsit Bagfomdog is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, boastful centipede.

Targpodsit Bagfomdog created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targpodsit Bagfomdog, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Targpodsit Bagfomdog, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Targpodsit Bagfomdog's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Targpodsit Bagfomdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. You must never eat cucumbers.

5. Never skip in the presence of ducks.