Bafmitdub is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, wise otter.

Bafmitdub created carbon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bafmitdub, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bafmitdub, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Bafmitdub's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Bafmitdub's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six gulls approach from the east.

2. You must pray to Bafmitdub four times a day.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.