Randutvaghimhud is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, able parrot.

Randutvaghimhud created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Randutvaghimhud, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Randutvaghimhud, she will destroy your favourite star.

Randutvaghimhud's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Randutvaghimhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Randutvaghimhud.