Lamfas is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, amazing clam.

Lamfas created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lamfas, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lamfas, he will turn you into a rock.

Lamfas' most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Lamfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Erect nine copper sculptures of Lamfas on top of important buildings.

5. Do not skip in public.