Nelbepfab is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fast crane.

Nelbepfab created oxygen nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nelbepfab, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nelbepfab, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Nelbepfab's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Nelbepfab's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Put Nelbepfab first in all things.

5. Do not make images of living things.