Cimfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, tranquil beaver.

Cimfoss created tapeworms six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cimfoss, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cimfoss, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cimfoss' most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Cimfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

5. Never talk about amino acids.