Tunvonbidmumbudcad is a god.

He takes the form of a small, annoying clam.

Tunvonbidmumbudcad created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunvonbidmumbudcad, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tunvonbidmumbudcad, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Tunvonbidmumbudcad's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Tunvonbidmumbudcad's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Tunvonbidmumbudcad's priests.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Do not kill foxes.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not hurt dolphins.