Pitfedflab is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, irritating dragonfly.

Pitfedflab created an electron three million years ago.

If you believe in Pitfedflab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pitfedflab, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Pitfedflab's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Pitfedflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair yellow.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. You must never eat lentils.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not speak about wheat.