Dinzigyok is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, amazing fly.

Dinzigyok created an up quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinzigyok, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dinzigyok, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dinzigyok's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Dinzigyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Never hurt pigs.

5. Always help sick hamsters.