Febloopzigabbell is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, impressive lobster.

Febloopzigabbell created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Febloopzigabbell, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Febloopzigabbell, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Febloopzigabbell's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Febloopzigabbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face white.

2. Retreat if four hamsters approach from the north.

3. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Febloopzigabbell.

5. Always stare at clouds.