Mitligfadfembapbudrowyat is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, narcissistic cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Mitligfadfembapbudrowyat created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitligfadfembapbudrowyat, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mitligfadfembapbudrowyat, she will try to impress you with trees.

Mitligfadfembapbudrowyat's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Mitligfadfembapbudrowyat's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

3. Always help turtles in need.

4. Mitligfadfembapbudrowyat loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

5. Never look in ponds.