Rigwanlarp Flysterlip Panglabbess is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humorless jackal.

Rigwanlarp Flysterlip Panglabbess created Africa two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigwanlarp Flysterlip Panglabbess, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rigwanlarp Flysterlip Panglabbess, he will have a low opinion of you.

Rigwanlarp Flysterlip Panglabbess' most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Rigwanlarp Flysterlip Panglabbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Rigwanlarp Flysterlip Panglabbess loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink water in white rooms.