Ripparkstanmin is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, all-knowing dragonfly.

Ripparkstanmin created humanity four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ripparkstanmin, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Ripparkstanmin, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Ripparkstanmin's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Ripparkstanmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Do not wear mauve clothing.

3. Erect three platinum sculptures of Ripparkstanmin on top of important buildings.

4. Always help badgers in need.

5. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.