Nultuntenflow is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, deceitful hummingbird.

Nultuntenflow created the Cigar Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nultuntenflow, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nultuntenflow, he will remove you from existence.

Nultuntenflow's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Nultuntenflow's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never paint your head red.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not wear purple clothing.

5. Do not make images of living things.