Fudmidcub is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, loving armadillo.

Fudmidcub created life seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudmidcub, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fudmidcub, it will destroy your home solar system.

Fudmidcub's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Fudmidcub's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.