Talyarbem is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, confident tortoise.

Talyarbem created water eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Talyarbem, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Talyarbem, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Talyarbem's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Talyarbem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Hide if five snakes approach from the east.

4. Do not hurt horses.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.
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