Bestfobxuc is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, smart pigeon.

Bestfobxuc created the solar system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestfobxuc, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bestfobxuc, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bestfobxuc's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Bestfobxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Fast once a month.
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