Rowdanbid is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unthoughtful fish.

Rowdanbid created a Higgs boson four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowdanbid, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rowdanbid, he will ignore you.

Rowdanbid's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Rowdanbid's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Rowdanbid loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.