Queegsadbed is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, contented wren.

Queegsadbed created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Queegsadbed, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Queegsadbed, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Queegsadbed's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Queegsadbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. You must never eat lentils.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.