Dit is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, stupid horse.

Dit created snails seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dit, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Dit, he will jump up and down on your head.

Dit's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Dit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Dit loves ducks, so they must be honoured.