Riltamrow is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, resourceful snail.

Riltamrow created the Sol system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Riltamrow, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Riltamrow, she will turn you into a plant.

Riltamrow's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Riltamrow's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear mauve.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Riltamrow loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

4. Do not take Riltamrow's name in vain.

5. Never wear green ear rings.