Dabcencad is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, charitable walrus.

Dabcencad created the cosmos seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabcencad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dabcencad, she will be very unhappy.

Dabcencad's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Dabcencad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help hamsters in need.

2. Never hurt goats.

3. Dabcencad loves great tits, so they must be respected.

4. Put Dabcencad first in all things.

5. Always pray immersed in water.