Bagnullbag is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, prudent deer.

Bagnullbag created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagnullbag, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bagnullbag, it will be mildly annoyed.

Bagnullbag's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Bagnullbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Retreat if eight porpoises approach from the south.