Wanmilgenfad is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, dishonourable slug.

Wanmilgenfad created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanmilgenfad, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wanmilgenfad, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Wanmilgenfad's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Wanmilgenfad's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Wanmilgenfad five times a day.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never look in ponds.