Pidtaljip is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, tiresome gnu.

Pidtaljip created humanity four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidtaljip, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pidtaljip, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Pidtaljip's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Pidtaljip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not hurt moths.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Hide if nine dogs approach from the west.

5. Never wear turquoise shirts.