Buslakvon is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonourable unicorn.

Buslakvon created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Buslakvon, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Buslakvon, it will send you a sign.

Buslakvon's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Buslakvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never sit near monkeys.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always help voles.